DVR Dementia
Ever forget you are watching recorded content, ans subsequently watch recorded advertisements? This collosal waste of time and precious technology steals hours of your time each year. You are sufferering from DVR Dementia, the newest affliction to affect those fortunate enough to have access to a DVR, either a Tivo or the generic one provided by a cable company. The best thing to do is get into the habit of automatically pressing fast forward when commericals begin to air. However this is lead to another sort of disorder know as fast-forward finger in which one attempts to fast forward live content and is subsequently let down. I say just time shoft ALL of your TV content and never watch live TV again!
